February 2009
sharingtime:
I only watch The Real World: Brooklyn because watching a Mormon kid talk about how difficult it is to stop himself from experiencing sexual pleasure is the funniest thing on TV.
I know, when asked if he had ever touched a boob. I couldn’t control my hysterical laughter.
A busy Saturday!
Things I have accomplished up to 2:20pm
1. Walked to bus place and bought my february buss pass.
2. Went to a noon meeting.
3. Went grocery shopping
4. Dropped off books and movies at library and did not get anymore because my goal is to finish
the twilight series. I just started book three.
5. Did dishes
Things to do the rest of the day
6. Meet Julia at Cafe Moro for our weekly roundup
7....
January 2009
I am searching for a book on gender and the sex politics of meat consumption. I wonder if this even exists. Did I make this idea up in my mind? Doubtful. Must find literature.
“I live on Earth at present, and I don’t know what I am.
I know that I am not
a...”
– r. buckminster fuller. (via emmalioness)
I am looking for a room to rent and came across...
Hello,
I am seeking out a roommate. I’ve had several the past 3 months that did not work out so well and am hoping to find “the perfect housemate.” I think it can be done!
1. I am a plastic surgeon, single straight male, and am wealthy but rather lonely. I could keep this house to myself, and have for about a year, but I’ve realized that life is much better when it’s shared with people who are...
Question of the Day 1/26/09
What is your dream job?
My dream job is to own a book store, with an adjacent coffeeshop/bakery. I would sit there all day drinking coffee, talking to people about ideas, thoughts and the world. What could be better than that?
Just Remember, I Lived in Southern California for...
Mom: So where is San Jose?
Me: In northern cali, in the silicon valley.
Mom: So is that south or north of Los Angeles?
A Typical Conversation with Jonathan
Jonathan: Hey Wendy it's Jomann.
Me: What?
Jonathan: It's Jomann.
Me: Why are you calling me from Ohio?
Jonathan: What are you talking about?
Me: My caller ID says Ohio.
Jonathan: That is so bizarre because I used to live in Indiana.
Me: What?
“No! Denny’s, not IHOP. You know how I feel about IHOP…Socialists!”
– Dwight from The Office
Signs of A Bad Boss
We’ve all had them. That boss who you think is bat shit crazy. The one you don’t understand, the one who screwed you out of your severance or a job recommendation because they just forgot to take their meds on a certain day. Here are signs you have a bad boss. Please feel free to add.
1. Your boss has “obsessive meeting disorder.”
I have sat through meetings that...
Convo at Work on Twilight Character.
Me: I so want to date Edward Cullen.
Danielle: Ooohh me too. He's dead sexy.
Me: Back off Dani, he's mine.
Rob: You two realize that Edward Cullen isn't real right?
Me: No really, I'm 8 and believe that Edward Cullen is a vampire who lives in the Olympic Pennisula and not just a character in a book.
Rob: So why are you two fighting over who can date him?
Danielle: Just because he's not real, doesn't mean I can't call dibs right?
Jonathan: Have you watched all 11 episodes of Yacht Rock yet?
Me: No, I have this thing called work that I go to. I don't have the luxury of being a music professor who works 13 hours a week.
Jonathan: Dammit woman, you make time for Yacht Rock.
Me: Yeah I like Smooth Rock.
Jonathan: But Loggins Sucks.
Jonathan: What, What is that you say?
Me: I know, Religulous, Sunday, 6 bucks, you and me.
Jonathan: Oh Snap.
Obama's Statement on the Anniversary of Roe v....
Via White House press release, President Obama’s statement on the anniversary of Roe
v. Wade:
On the 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we are reminded that this
decision not only protects women’s health and reproductive freedom,
but stands for a broader principle: that government should not
intrude on our most private family matters. I remain committed to
protecting a...
I have a serious case of being annoyed. I hope that my spray tan cheers me up or I will be grumpy for some time. A grumpy Wendy makes no one happy, trust me.
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
– Dorothy Parker
